Isn't 6:10. Do you know where your Benedict Cumberbatch is?


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Title: Slow Burn of Tennessee Rye
Author: queenklu 
Beta: ...er
Pairing: CHRIS/STEVE!
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 2600
Summary: HAND!PORN! Started because Chris and Steve are boyfriends, finished because of hermette's Fuck Yeah Friday prompt! (un-beta-ed for the same reason--i'm going camping, i have no time for things like ~grammar.)

( 'I know.' He did know. Fuck. 'Like my hands in particular?' )

I have escaped from a mob of relatives intent on forcing me to mini-golf to bring you this breaking update:

Porn withdrawal! I have gone through it. o.o

And well, you withdrawal, and LJ withdrawal, and something that doesn't involve inane family chatter withdrawal, and basically FUCKING HUMIDITY HOW DO PEOPLE BREATHE?

Not that i am, you know, having ( Read more... )

Dear UK Universities,

Take me back. I'll wear awful leggings, i'll fake an accent, I will be the long lost great granddaughter to the queen (i guess) if you will please, please please please please please never force me to take a math class again. God save and whatnot,

Cheerio,

Klu

Dear U.S. Universities,

What the fuck is your problem? No one looks at ( Read more... )

*thunk*

Still being run ragged by my friends. One of them is only up from Seattle for a week so i have to spend as much time as possible with her while i can, another one is just clingy, and the third needs to be rescued from her horrible family life. I'm still getting tired at the stupidest times, my mom wrote an actual melody called Leaving ( Read more... )

Ughh. 3ish hours of sleep last night, so i might actually be able to sleep on the train. Didn't cut myself short on purpose--i stressed myself right out of a REM cycle at five this morning, having gone to bed at two because i couldn't NOT finish a certain fic. So...yeah. I've got time, and I figure you might miss my crazy (...ha) so have a massive ( Read more... )

Is HOODIE a word? Like, if someone (lets say, a Canadian) said "Hoodie" to you, would you think:

A)

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Not kidding. Can't move.

I didn't even EAT the Neeps (turnips). The Tatties (potatoes)? So good. The Haggis? SO FECKING GOOD.

*is dead from food*

I keep forgetting that i like haggis, because it's so gross when you think about what's in it. When you just put it in your mouth, though? OMNOMNOMNOM.

SPEAKING of putting things in your mouth, they also  ( Read more... )

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( Your brain--it's like being on drugs but without the costly upkeep. )

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